Big Tex wears a 600XL Tidal Wave Trademark T-shirt, but don’t ya’ll worry—they also come in XS–2XL. These American Apparel Tri-blend Track Shirts are just as soothing as that famous cowboy’s booming voice.
If you love monsters as much as you love marketing, our Kraken Attack shirt is a must have. Tales of the Kraken are woven right into these ring-spun cotton tees from American Apparel. Take comfort in threads as soft as the sweet sirens’ song.
Perfect for napping, mowing the lawn, or working from home in slightly-more-than your underwear. Be cautious in public. This beauty is a magnet for unsolicited hi-fives, photoshoots with paparazzi, and cheers from adoring fans.
Our Captain solved the boring-bathtime-blues with this powered paper boat. Complete with a pirate, flag, anchor, and propeller—you’re limited only by your supply of soap and hot water.